Language and Grammar.

Hi! My name is Willie!!! I like exclamation points!!
SOME people think this unprofessional For example, when sending emails I like to put Thanks! or God Bless! at the end. But putting !! makes me seem like an obnoxious 15- year-old, apparently. (Oh wait.)
Not that there's anything wrong with periods, but which sounds friendlier:

Thanks!! or Thanks.

DING! DING! DING!
I would say the first one. But then again, I'm not that friendly.

From Willie.

Hello. I'm here to tell you about Shane. A 1953 western film that will change your life!! Okay, not quite. The TV show Daniel Boone WILL change your life, but maybe not Shane. That's not to say that Shane isn't a great film. Shane's got moral conflict, woven with intense characters. You should see it. Then you should go buy a season of Daniel Boone. I enjoy every single episode of Daniel Boone over and over and never tire of it. Anyway, back to Shane. It's a good film. I love it, it's wonderful. In my next blog I shall go more into detail about other great things. Such as Steve Taylor. That man is incredible!
Willie doesn't like you...unless you're reading this.

How to Eat According to Ryan, by Willie

Eat healthy. That is all.

Just kidding. Not about eating healthy though. Plus, men should work out. If already do, then work out MORE!

(By Willie)